Is the devil to have all the passions as well as all the good tunes?

The best way to get your point across is to entertain.

The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

What is self-control? It is nothing but a highly developed vital sense, dominating and regulating the mere appetites. To overlook the very existence of this supreme sense; to miss the obvious inference that it is the quality that distinguishes the fittest to survive.

The plain working truth is that it is not only good for people to be shocked occasionally, but absolutely necessary to the progress of society that they should be shocked pretty often.

I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.