Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.

A succession of eye-openers each involving the repudiation of some previously held belief.

I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.

Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid...There is no harm in a well-fed lion. It has no ideals, no sect, no party.

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.