I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

Be like the sun and meadow, which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter.

Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

It is one of the mysterious ways of Allah to make women troublesome when he makes them beautiful.

General consultant to mankind.

If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.