God help England if she had no Scots to think for her.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.

The harder I work the more I live.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

I do not, like the Fundamentalists, believe that creation stopped six thousand years ago after a week of hard work. Creation is going on all the time.

I never climbed any ladder: I have achieved eminence by sheer gravitation.