I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.

A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven millstones from Man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the millstones are lifted.

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.

I have studied him - the wonderful man - and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ he must be called the saviour of humanity.

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.