Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.
George Bernard ShawA miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.
George Bernard ShawAlcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw