When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.
The love of economy is the root of all virtue.
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.
When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.