This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby.
George Bernard ShawWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard ShawIt is monstrous that custom should force us to display our faces ostentatiously, however worn and wrinkled and mean they may be, whilst carefully concealing all our other parts, however shapely and well preserved.
George Bernard Shaw