If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words 'Remember that I too am mortal'.

If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals?

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbour to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.