If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Now of all the idealist abominations that make society pestiferous I doubt if there be any so mean as that of forcing self-sacrifice on a woman under the pretense that she likes it.

Leisure may be defined as free activity, labor as compulsory activity. Leisure does what it likes, labor does what it must, the compulsion being that of Nature, which in these latitudes leaves men no choice between labor and starvation.

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

It's a pity youth is wasted on the young.

Shall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.