If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

Pothinus: "Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?" Caesar: "My friend, taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.