The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

I work as my father drank.

From a very early age, I've had to interrupt my education to go to school.