It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

You propound a complicated arithmetical problem: say cubing a number containing four digits. Give me a slate and half an hour's time, and I can produce a wrong answer.

The test of good education is seeing how it behaves in a fight.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

You have set up in New York Harbor a monstrous idol which you call Liberty. The only thing that remains to complete that monument is to put on its pedestal the inscription written by Dante on the gate of hell: All hope abandon ye who enter here.

Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.