We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.