If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.

Man is the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

Seemingly unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. Much progress, therefore, depends on such people.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.