One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.

Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.

All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.

You don't expect me to know what to say about a play when I don't know who the author is, do you? . . . If it's by a good author, it's a good play, naturally. That stands to reason.

Shall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.