I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

An English army led by an Irish general: that might be a match for a French army led by an Italian general.

It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

There are no perfectly honorable men; but every true man has one main point of honor and a few minor ones.

A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.