It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.

We educate one another; and we cannot do this if half of us consider the other half not good enough to talk to.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Vitality is a woman is a blind fury of creation.

Even under the most perfect Social Democracy we should, without Communism, still be living like hogs, except that each hog would get his fair share of grub.... Whilst we are hogs, let us at least be well-fed, healthy, reciprocally useful hogs, instead of--well, instead of the sort we are at present.

How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?

Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!