In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.
George Bernard ShawAm reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.
George Bernard ShawMarriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
George Bernard ShawProperty, said Proudhon, is theft. This is the only perfect truism that has been uttered on the subject.
George Bernard Shaw