Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.
George Bernard ShawWhen a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
George Bernard ShawEvery man to whom salvation is offered has an inalienable natural right to say 'No, thank you: I prefer to retain my full moral responsibility: it is not good for me to be able to load a scapegoat with my sins: I should be less careful how I committed them if I knew they would cost me nothing.
George Bernard ShawThe chief objection to playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
George Bernard Shaw