Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait.
It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.
Hell is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.
Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.