The most intolerable pain is produced by prolonging the keenest pleasure.

If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked it.

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

You propound a complicated arithmetical problem: say cubing a number containing four digits. Give me a slate and half an hour's time, and I can produce a wrong answer.

Woman's happiness begins with her first love and ends about then

Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.