Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.

No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

Whenever I see the word Operation, especially Trifling Operation, I at once write off the patient as dead.

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.