Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

The hand of the painter is incurably mechanical: his technique is incurably artificial... The camera... is so utterly unmechanical.