Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

The person who is ignorant enough to believe that his nourishment depends on meat is in a horrible dilemma.

Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries.

An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.

No community has ever yet passed beyond the initial phases in which its pugnacity and fanaticism enabled it to found a nation, and its cupidity to establish and develop a commercial civilization.