It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.

That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice

As long as more people will pay admission to a theater to see a naked body than to see a naked brain, the drama will languish.

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

You accepted Allah or you had your throat cut by someone who did accept him, and who went to Paradise for having sent you to Hell.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.