I have found, after a good deal of consideration, that the best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for Him here.

[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.

As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.

A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.

Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior.