Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Whenever I see the word Operation, especially Trifling Operation, I at once write off the patient as dead.

Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.