A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.

All great Truth first starts as Blasphemy.

If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains.