Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

For the pre-Darwinian age had come to be regarded as a Dark Age in which men still believed that the book of Genesis was a standard scientific treatise, and that the only additions to it were Galileo'a demonstration of Leonardo da Vinci's simple remark that the earth is a moon of the sun, Sir Humphrey Davy's invention of the safety lamp, the discovery of electricity, the application of steam to industrial purposes, and the penny post.

The best bought-up children are those who have seen thier parents as they are. Hypocrisy is not the first duty of a parent.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

I work as my father drank.

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.

Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.