Better see rightly on a pound a week than squint on a million.

[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

During the last considerable epidemic at the turn of the century, I was a member of the Health Committee of London Borough Council, and I learned how the credit of vaccination is kept up statistically by diagnosing all the revaccinated cases (of smallpox) as pustular eczema, varioloid or what not---except smallpox.

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbour to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!