As long as more people will pay admission to a theater to see a naked body than to see a naked brain, the drama will languish.

Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words 'Remember that I too am mortal'.

Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.

Dancing is a very crude attempt to get into the rhythm of life.

You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn't taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.

A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.