Woman's happiness begins with her first love and ends about then

The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

The real moment of success is not the moment apparent to the crowd.

Poverty doesn't bring unhappiness; it brings degradation.

If you say that God is good, great, blessed, wise or any such thing, the starting point is this : God is.