Woman's happiness begins with her first love and ends about then

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.

Not until he acquires European manners does the American anarchist become the gentleman who assures you that people cannot be mademoral by Act of Parliament (the truth being that it is only by Acts of Parliament that men in large communities can be made moral, even when they want to).

You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn't taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.