An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

Those who admire modern civilization usually identify it with the steam engine and the electric telegraph.

If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

No use slaving for me and then saying you want to be cared for: who cares for a slave? If you come back, come back for the sake of good fellowship; for you’ll get nothing else.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum