An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

He who bears the brand of Cain shall rule the earth.

My own education has been entirely controversial: that is why I know what I am writing about; and appear eccentric to dogmatically educated Old School Ties whose heads are stuffed with obsolete shibboleths.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.