An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

All roads end at the grave, which is the gate to nothingness.

I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do

Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.

Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap