I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Hate is the revenge of a coward intimidated.

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked it.

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.

Hollywood keeps before its child audiences a string of glorified young heroes, everyone of whom is an unhesitating and violent Anarchist. His one answer to everything that annoys him or disparages his country or his parents or his young lady or his personal code of manly conduct is to give the offender a "sock" in the jaw.... My observation leads me to believe that it is not the virtuous people who are good at socking jaws.