A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.

Seemingly unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. Much progress, therefore, depends on such people.

The devil can quote Shakespeare for his own purpose.

An idea that no one believes can not be proved too often.