They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but this is the first time it's been a compliment to me.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them.

If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted