I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but this is the first time it's been a compliment to me.
One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.
That thing about being an icon, the fifth Beatle, I just found it so freaky.
I was ill, and everyone could see it but me.