Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.
To call Keegan a superstar is stretching a point.
If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele
That thing about being an icon, the fifth Beatle, I just found it so freaky.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes