I was out-niggered, and I will never be out-niggered again.
Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.
They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.
Zeal is ever the buckler and shield of a true soldier.
Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.
After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.