Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

I was wrong. Those days are over and they ought to be over.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.