Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

Segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever!

I was wrong. Those days are over and they ought to be over.

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.