I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.