I say things that can be defined as prayers. But I don't pray to a power or ask an entity to intercede in the earthly scheme, because I don't believe that happens. But if I see a really unfortunate person in the street, I do pray, yes, though I suppose it's really more like a mantra to ease my own sorrow.

They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.