Bush, Sharon, Blair and Rice are names that history will damn.

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

If people see me having dinner with a beautiful woman, they immediately believe that I'm having a love affair with her. Of course that's rubbish. I'm not a playboy!

I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.

But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.

The first question is something immediate -- and immediately, we need humanitarian aid to be allowed into the Sudan before it becomes the worst humanitarian crisis in the world.

It is not lost on me that I'm spending my honeymoon at Comic Con.