Bush, Sharon, Blair and Rice are names that history will damn.

Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left

I bought a painting in Madrid on my first trip there too and a lot of people say, 'Well it's not the greatest painting' and I say, 'It is to me.' OK, you can look at a beautiful painting and say, 'That's beautiful' but to me, it feels warmer to fill my home with pictures of friends and family and paintings of places I've gone. That's what I want to come home to.

Stage actors look down on movie actors, movie actors look down on TV actors, and TV actors look down on... mass murderers.

I would vote for Johnny Depp. We could use a president that could swashbuckle.

I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.

The Patriot Act is certainly a concern; all of those things are dangerous. I think more important than me preaching is that we as a nation have to have the debate. I don't know what the answers are. I just know that if the idea is to say talking about it makes you unpatriotic, I've got to call your bluff on that.