I went in to play the most corrupt politician I could possibly think of [in "The Congressman"] and to do it with a certain kind of charm.

You asked me my favorite question: What happened and what did you learn from being under contract to MGM? And the answer is I know how to make movies. I understand how to do that. I've been doing that my whole life. It's just easier to raise the money yourself and then hire yourself. It's possible if you reduce your own budget a little.

When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one.

Women love romance, but they're not as romantic as men.

The eiderdown of this 2-0 lead is a lot more comfortable than the blanket of 1-0.

Ze soldiers are very hoppy shooting ze pipples who say that ze pipples are not hoppy.

Woody [Allen] is a fascinating character to be around. You don't really know what he's going to want. You're on your toes, but you're on your heels too, if you know what I mean.