Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.