Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.

You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.