I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.