I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, "They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that?" You're going to see the strings. But they did.

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.