No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.