Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
We're Mexican not Mexican't!
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.