I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.