D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.