Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

We're Mexican not Mexican't!

You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.